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Environmentally Friendly Shit 

A shit that requires no toilet paper.
Kid 1: "That was quick"
Kid 2: "I know. It was an Environmentally Friendly Shit"
Kid 1: "That's awesome"

Environmentally Friendly Sex 

True, meaningful sex with 2 partners that don't leave each other after doing it, thus recycling hard earned cash.
Light switch: Save the environment, don't leave me turned on.
Bitch: Don't hog me with that environmentally friendly sex crap.