enameled 

adj. The state of being completely and totally intoxicated to the point where reality becomes an illusion.

Rob: "Is there gonna be enough alcohol there to get me enameled?"

enameled by Lomonte95 July 7, 2006

black enameled purdey doo 

When swearing is unacceptable but needed!

*falls through glass doors* "BLACK ENAMELED PURDEY DOO"

black enameled purdey doo by k.e.h.c.j.h December 7, 2011