earbummer 

when a wet dick goes in your ear

Im not in the mood for an earbummer right now.

earbummer by jackie and lindsay October 24, 2003

earhumper 

a person that verbally pounds someone with stories, and useless information about things you don't care to here
about. In most cases the earhumper is intelligent but lacks friends to talk to.

"All I wanted to say was hello, and he turned into such a earhumper."

earhumper by Heller December 6, 2006

Eardrummer

To ram your penis in your partners ear over and over until you break through to the other side.

Man i gotta get surgery from getting eardrummed to hard, there was blood everywhere. He is the Eardrummer master!

Oh fuck man I was eardrumming my boyfriend last night after we just did a load of pcp, i got a little out of hand and now i'm being sued. Fuck who invented the eardrummer?!?!

Eardrummer by Dj token jew January 6, 2009