dumpsterware

Possessions (home furnishings, electronics, clothing, etc.) obtained through dumpster diving, typically characterized by out of date styles and/or obsolete technology.

Most of my furniture is dumpsterware.

dumpsterware by Unninja March 27, 2009

dumpsterbate 

Beating off while sitting on the toilet taking a shit, usually done to save time.

hold on, I need to go dumpsterbate

dumpsterbate by Doctor Frog January 16, 2008

Dumpsterfire Take 

When an opinion is assumed to be a "hot take", but it's controversial because it's simply garbage and belongs in the trash.

Person 1: "Hot take; people working fast food shouldn't be paid a living wage."
Person 2: "Nah bro, that right there is what we call a Dumpsterfire Take. GTFO."

Dumpsterfire Take by AmalgamationDoll November 20, 2021

Illinois dumpsterfire 

When you slather your penis in gasoline, light it on fire, insert it in your girlfriend, and she farts creating an asstastic explosion.

My girlfriend got hospitalized for third degree burns on her ass after we did the Illinois Dumpsterfire.

Illinois dumpsterfire by I guess I exist I dont know June 16, 2023