doyacht 

an extremely huge dork of a person. So much of a dork you need to call them a doyacht

" Hey, Chris, did you see that guy over there?"

" Yeah, I did Bill, what a doyacht!"

doyacht by kerry gorman April 22, 2008

Doachtastic

The art of being dreadfully shitty and awesome at the same time. This state of being can be obtained only by spending extended periods of time with other doaches of the same gender. This adjective can be used in place of awesome, good, superb, etc.

Doach #1: "What's up, brah? You get any head last night from your girl?". Doach #2: "Yeah, man, it was fucking doachtastic!"

Doachtastic by The Noice Guy August 24, 2010