divorceable 

Teh word says it all! : As soon as you meet her, you wanna take her to court and divorce.

Oh poor Mike.. Of all the women you met, you chose to marry THAT one.. She's gonna make your life a horrible nightmare.. She's such a divorceable bitch !

divorceable by VibekeStene September 23, 2016

divorceaversary 

the anniversary of the day your divorce becomes legally finalized.

Let's go out and celebrate my divorceaversary with a whole lot of wine!

divorceaversary by WKUAndrea August 12, 2008