dildojilar 

Having the properties of a dildo.

a cucumber is of a dildojilar shape.

dildojilar by HazardousHap July 26, 2011

Dildocular 

1) a very attractive person—so attractive, in fact, that you would gladly shove said person up your ass if given the opportunity.

2) an adjective to describe

1) Person 1: Hey, did you see insert insanely attractive person yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, they're so hot—dildocular even!

2) Man, those enchiladas your mom made last night were straight up dildocular!

Dildocular by Seahorse Trash March 8, 2017