dicktastrophe 

A disaster or otherwise calamity involving one or several penises.

The penis slasher is on the loose! There's going to be a dicktastrophe!

dicktastrophe by el jefe de booth April 28, 2014

dicktastrophy 

When you have sex so many times that your dick forgets to get erect while in the process of sexual intercourse, thus making it a dicktastrophy.

Defaced: Put it in!!
Danzak: I can't...I think I'm having a dicktastrophy.

dicktastrophy by DamsBest February 3, 2017

nicktastrophe 

Any type of complete failure caused directly by a Nickheals.

Oh boy, that sure was a Nicktastrophe.

nicktastrophe by moyyom January 9, 2024