dick-a-lick

1. The dumbest person you know. Someone who makes stupid mistakes, and has "dumb blonde" characteristics.

2. D.A.L. is also a secret organization of only the highest ranking selection of "dick-a-licks". Goes under the code-name: Defends all losers.

Chody: Yeah, I got a 21 on the ACT, that thing was so hard

D.A.L. member: I could take a shit on the test and get a better ACT score than that, dick-a-lick!

Person 1: I think three rights... make a wrong

Person 2: Three rights make a left and you're a dick-a-lick...

dick-a-lick by The Human Centicorn January 1, 2012

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lick a dick

translates as 'thank you for your opinion but your input is no longer required'

1st "I reckon George Bush is a really great guy"
2nd "Go lick a dick."

lick a dick by Striker June 25, 2004

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Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th

A day for women/men to lick a dick/Eat a pussy of someone they like or feel is deserving of the pleasure of said oral sex act. Celebrated every year on April 8th.

Wednesday will be Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 2020 so my girlfriend and I will be giving one another oral sex.

Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th by "Underpants kid" April 9, 2020