deadly laser 

What the sun is, before there was a blanket.

"No. The sun is a deadly laser. Not anymore there's a blanket!"

deadly laser by peepums1 July 3, 2017

the sun is a deadly laser 

The correct response to: Why not?

Do you want to take a road trip?
NO
Why not?
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

the sun is a deadly laser by Mac Finder June 17, 2017

the sun is a deadly laser 

a quote by Bill Wurtz explaining why the fish from the Cambrian Explosion can't go on land

Hey can we go on land?
No, the sun is a deadly laser
Oh okay
Not anymore there's a blanket

the sun is a deadly laser by Kittyferns June 2, 2023