crustaceanism 

The belief in the existence of a Crab God in the after life, said afterlife contains no hell only five tiers of heaven.
Popular variants include different Crustacean idols but do not branch off main ideals, e.g Lobster God.

Sally may be a great person, but her disbelief in Crustaceanism limits her to 2nd Crab Heaven and below.

crustaceanism by Crab God February 26, 2019

vagina crustaceans 

when you have sex and your intercourse partner cums on you're vaginal area and you forget to clean up and it dries up and stays on your vagina and it hardens into a crust

tabitha: omg i got so drunk last night i woke up with vagina crustaceans

katie: OMgggggg sameeeeee

vagina crustaceans by obama jesus satan kawaii queen August 21, 2014

Bourgeoi-Crustaceans

Rich, money-hoarding Crustaceans, including crabs, lobsters, crayfish, and shrimp.

The reason Proletaria-lopods are oppressed is because of the greed of Bourgeoi-Crustaceans.

Bourgeoi-Crustaceans by Javier2798 November 7, 2017

crustaceanalism

The act or acts of acting/sensationalizing or being a crusy crustacean.

*may also be related to cats, though, cats aren’t crustaceans*

That was a sincere act of crustaceanalism

crustaceanalism by Keronica Kadwell October 18, 2018

Sexual Crustaceans 

Otherwise known as crabs, sexual crustaceans are obtained from doing the dirty with a someone dirty. Sexual crustaceans itch at the pores of hair that are infected and can only be killed by medicated shampoo.

Yo raw-dogged that dirty ass hooker and she gave me some of her sexual crustaceans.

Sexual Crustaceans by Umass Lowell Leitch Basement November 22, 2009

bustin crustaceans 

you shoot shells out of a shotgun, and shells are crustaceans, so ur bustin crustaceans

also crustaceans are like bones, so if your bustin crustaceans, you might be breaking bones

yo dakilla, chirp these fools runnin up on are spot, im bout to start bustin crustaceans.

bustin crustaceans by ragz February 8, 2007

crack crustaceans 

Vaginal fungus.

My crack crustaceans are more uncomfortable than a Swedish weather girl at a John Leslie convention.

crack crustaceans by Web Willy April 7, 2003