crumpet hole

Another word for a British douche. Also used as another word for a crusty oozing twat

Your a dirty crumpet hole.

Don't stick your Wang in her crumpet hole.

crumpet hole by Portuguese asshole March 9, 2014

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Russian Crumpet Hole Juicer

When a girl lays under a guy and the guy sprays diharrea all over the chick!

Last night, I gave hannah a Russian Crumpet Hole Juicer. It was Sickkk!

Russian Crumpet Hole Juicer by Ryan and Ricemaster-X January 14, 2009

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