creamed cracker 

A person who is white beyond belief. One who can't dance. Either acts this way or has pasty white skin.

Damn, Suzy is such a creamed cracker!

creamed cracker by Kaceyxxx December 12, 2007

Creamedcracker 

A person who is white beyond belief. One who shows this can either be very pale, or will just act extremely white. Characteristics of one are not being able to dance, talking extremely nerdy, etc.

Damn Suzy is such a creamedcracker!

Creamedcracker by Kaceyxxx December 11, 2007