cookie boner

When food looks so good that you get excited

Girl: This mall has a Mrs. Fields...I can smell it

Boy: Damn, I've got a cookie boner!

cookie boner by bigphatlauren June 29, 2009

cookie boner

when ur pp looks long but its as soft as a cookie out of the oven

my dads pp was a cookie boner

cookie boner by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

Cookieboner 

An explosive attraction/need for a cookie.

Bro 1: I love cookies straight out of the oven, like when they're slightly gooey in the center and the chocolate is all melty...

Bro 2: Oh my god bro, you're giving me the HUGEST cookieboner right now!

Cookieboner by God Hand November 23, 2011