cooferchief 

A handkerchief, bandana, ascot, or similar cloth worn around the face or neck in times of pandemic that can be used by the wearer to cover up their coofs.

"I've got a little 'rona stuck in my throat, I need to *COOF* *COOF* *COOF* into my cooferchief."

cooferchief by NPC #2525 December 11, 2020

Booferchief 

Any extended length of sewn together colored handkerchiefs inserted gently into the anal cavity, and then removed in front of an audience, for free, like a magic trick

Yo, Randy, check out that chick getting booferchief'ed by that no talent ass clown!

Booferchief by Nellie1128 September 30, 2022