cooch-poacher 

One with the habit of stalking cooch that belongs to someone else, often the cooch of a friend.

Go easy on the Tequila tonight, there is a cooch-poacher eyeing your lady.

cooch-poacher by Fading Glory October 6, 2008

couch poacher 

the act of sitting with your legs spread and reaching over your groin and flipping your balls repeatedly

Dude! my mom almost caught me couch poaching the shit out of my balls.

bill down the street is such a couch poacher

couch poacher by wtfmaaaaaaaaaan January 8, 2011