cone tits

Tits that appear conical in shape and therefore lack any type of attractive properties.

Sigma Phi Brother #1: Hey big titty freak!
Big Titty Freak: Whad you say little pecker!
Sigma Phi Brother #2: Ah dude, she's taking her shirt off!
Big Titty Freak: Woooooooooooo!
Sigma Phi Brother #1: Ah gnarly dude, did you see the Cone Tits on that Knuckle titty breasted freak!

cone tits by Frat Bro 389 July 2, 2007

cone tits

Ugly, pointy-ass tits. Disgusting, worthless, stupid, unattractive, repulsive.

Allison Whiteman has some big-ass cone tits.

cone tits by Ricardo Jones May 22, 2008