cockbloctopus 

n. One who aggresively cockblocks with excessive groping, a sign a the coming cockblocalypse.

That cockbloctopus had his hairy tentacles all over my date!

cockbloctopus by limesparx June 20, 2011

cockblocktopus 

A cockblocker so talented it seems that he can block 8 cocks simultaneously.

"Man, that cockblocktopus is killing that whole section of the bar".

cockblocktopus by demar77 March 31, 2008

Cockblocktopus 

A guy who is so good at cock blocking that he can do it to several people at the same time like an octopus reaching out in all directions with its tentacles.

He was such a cockblocktopus last night every girl in the bar left early.

Cockblocktopus by Freddy Stiggers September 9, 2011