clamped hose Share definition Flag clamped hose When a guy is urinating but the penis eye is partially blocked and causes a side way piss spray. His clamped hose has caused piss to spray the the wall like a fire truck hose. clamped hose by Xeroman March 20, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the clamped hose mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch