chronoillogical order

A sort order that's supposed to be chronological order, but isn't.

Dave: Here's the list of birthdays.
Betty: December is not before November. You got it in chronoillogical order.

chronoillogical order by iamsonotlying July 16, 2018

The Chronological Order

A group of fabulous sexy superheroines that unite for 71 days out of every year, to fight for truth, justice, and fish sandwiches.
The Chronological Order is comprised of: Mono (Drop Dead Fred the Lesbian), Amaris (The Fly Girl), Heather (Hot Piece of Acid), and Tommy P. (The Rastafarian Gypsy, a.k.a. Esmerelda Marley) They are led by Heather's ancient egyptian mummy Grandfather, sometimes known as MummyDaddy, or the MumFather.

"We are The Chronological Order, and we are the Ass-kickers of YOU."

The Chronological Order by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003