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Squeeze your chicken

Come over here baby and let me squeeze your chicken!

Squeeze The Chicken 

"a nicer way to tell people you gotta go piss"
"MOM!......Ima go Squeeze The Chicken!!!"

"I drank too much aqua, better go squeeze the chicken."
Squeeze The Chicken by RYUHD October 2, 2017

hop the fence and squeeze the chickens 

you hop a fence and squeeze the chickens, then when you get in trouble there is a good and confusing story to tell. you will probably be put in a mental institute.
dude i wanna hop the fence and SQUEEZE THE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!