carpetfest 

The opposite of a sausagefest. When chicks significantly outnumber dudes.

I went to the AXO houseparty last night and it was a total carpetfest. Girl-on-girl action everywhere.

carpetfest by Mrogasm April 23, 2009

carpetfeet 

A racial slur for mexicans who try to cross the border by putting pieces of carpet on their feet so that border patrol cannot track their footprints. (otherwise known as illegal spics trying to pollute our country)

Dude those carpetfeet just bypassed border patrol!

That was a huge piece of garbage... nope it was just some carpetfeet running across the road.

carpetfeet by dirtymojo August 4, 2012