Bush's Bean Tooth is a disease found commonly in the plain folk of the lower regions of the
United States. Tennessee, Alabama, and
Mississippi were hit the hardest with nearly 65% of Tennessee residents infected. Bush's Bean Tooth, or BBT as it's better known, is caused by lack of nourishment which in turn causes the body to turn the teeth into beautiful
delicious beans that can be used for consumption in emergency situations. Dr's maintain BBT is somehow linked to Pol Mol cigarettes, beef jerky, and moonshine.
Those who deal with Bush's Bean Tooth in public often hear shouts from passersby of "Roll that
beautiful bean footage!"
I didn't know the guy had Bush's Bean Tooth before I punched him in the mouth. It was like
watching a guy spit out a mouth full of bean soup.