guy: hey! so are we still on for the movie tonight?
chick: umm... something came up so can we do it
another time?
guy: oh... okay, but i already bought the tickets..
chick: i'm so sorry, i seriously can't go tonight.
...5 hours later (guy
sitting on his couch
watching tv)
brother: why are you here? aren't you supposed to be at the movies?
guy: dude she burndealed me.
brother: sucks for you~