boozeburglar

That annoying mooch of an acquaintance who simply refuses to purchase their own booze, and thus comes to you attempting to snag what you got. Women are not exempted from this title, and are often the chief perpetrators.

I had me a handle and now it's gone...I done got boozeburgled by a boozeburglar, probably some toolbag

by Hanna Jorts January 21, 2009

bootyburglar

one who tries to stealthly initiate anal sex like a theif in the night.

ow! my ass hurts, i shoulda known that sonofabitch was a bootyburglar!

by S. Stoops March 31, 2007