bonehurt 

A painfull erection that generally occurs from too much sexual activity or masterbation.

Ugh, I had a bonehurt for like three hours last night.

John jerks off so much that he always gets bonehurts.

bonehurt by Schlosser December 11, 2007

Bonehurtitus 

A very real excuse to get out of something with people you don’t want to be around

“Want to go out later?” “Sorry I currently have bonehurtitus.”

Bonehurtitus by 14sanic November 15, 2022