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The Black Mesa Button 

The Black Mesa Button is what Mr. Sentual uses to blend up a G-Man from Half-Life 2 (a parody on youtube about the ever popular Will it Blend series)

Also to be used in situations where something so bad is going to happen and you know it is but you don't give a flying fuck

ex. Gordon Freeman going into the teleporter and it doesn't work (big surprise there)
I think i'll use The Black Mesa Button

They want me to go to Mars in a rinky-dink space-ship and i probably won't come back but i'll just use The Black Mesa Button

Social Network Back Button Bolt 

The act of quickly sitting up and pressing the back button on your browser as a significant other enters the room, thus hiding the profile or photo album you are viewing on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace. Generally seen when viewing a past lover's photo or a potential future one.
"Damn my social network back button bolt game is on point. Trisha almost saw me checking out skanky pictures of my ex, damn I wish I could hit that again."

Block Button 

A button that's been around since the invention of the internet. Makes it very easy to ignore all your problems. If you don't like someone, just block them and they'll never bug you ever again! Don't worry about people calling you an asshole for blocking everyone you don't like; because you can just block them too and they won't exist anymore!
luvstuff: h3y babiigurl how r u?
babiigurl: im good how r u?
luvstuff: jus wanted 2 say my bf iz s3xxxier than ur bf!!1
babiigurl: BITCH *Blocks*
Successfully used the Block Button
Block Button by Ericzander February 23, 2011

back button 

He leaned over and showed me his back button.
back button by Phred Fillibuster February 8, 2008

Back belly button 

Anus, butt hole, brown starfish. The belly button look alike of your ass.
Ashley says her back belly button is fresh, clean, and hairless after laser hair removal.
Back belly button by Weee!! December 3, 2022