best hands 

pretty

fucking

awesome

Me and Mike are best hands.

kinda like best friends but a hiccup in sentence structure.

best hands by joeschmo14023 June 14, 2009

shake hands with the wife's best friend 

to urinate

I'm gonna go to the restroom and shake hand's with the wife's best friend.

shake hands with the wife's best friend by sloppy Joe April 30, 2003

Best Hand Ever 

The one used to please ones self. right hand is choice for some.

oooooh hell yeah! you do a better hand job than my wife.

Best Hand Ever by The Pants Man February 7, 2005

best hand ever 

In poker you get three of a kind of kings.

I got three kings today in poker and i had the best hand ever.

best hand ever by rickkky April 12, 2006

you got the best hand

You doing better than me!

Your life is pretty good now.

I'd like to be I. Your shoes.

How are you doing? Man you got the best hand!

If I had your hand, I'd throw mine in!

you got the best hand by Onin2 October 29, 2020