Zamwonk Share definition Flag A unintelligent human being that cannot count to 2 million or greater. 1: Have you seen that new guy? 2: Yeah, he's in my maths class, hes such a Zamwonk! Zamwonk by SwagmanExtreme February 15, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Zamwonk mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch