Wisconsin Willy

A term for a penis with considerable smegma, or "dick cheese."

"I hear that Jimmy isn't too clean. Sally said that he's got a Wisconsin Willy.

by Tomshanks October 9, 2008

Wisconsin Willy Stamp

When 3 or more men tie their penises together (usually with a rubber band), dip them in a bucket of paint, and slap a woman across the face with them.

Frank: Yo I just gave my girl a Wisconsin Willy Stamp
Gerbert: what the fuck is that

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026