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Wife Span

The sum of years married divided by the number of marriages.
Jimmy has a really short wife span on average 4 years.
by macaddictr October 29, 2012
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wife spanker

Visualizing your wife who is incarcerated while beating off .
My girl in prison so I got lotion bottle with her picture glued on it . I'm a wife spanker yeah but a cheater no.
by Han $olo March 27, 2023
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