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Weiner Wedgie 

When the the front of underwear consticts the movement of a mans package. Usually involving the back side of the underwear having an annoying excess amount.
Guy 1: Dude stop grabbing your crotch

Guy 2: Dude ive got such a Weiner Wedgie its not even funny

Guy 1: That sucks man
Weiner Wedgie by Bsmack44 March 24, 2010

Sand Wedge Wiener 

When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.
Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”

Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”