Weinerslave 

An individual that is a slave to a weiner (or schlong/shlort). the opposite of pussywhipped.

Frank: hey man you wanna hang out with jenny tonight?

Jim: nah bro i heard she turned into a weinerslave. jofestus is her wiener tyrant.

Weinerslave by studcockbukkakesensei May 25, 2013

Weinerslide 

lubricant, oil, penetrating nut buster

I use 10W-40 weinerslide to keep it running long and strong.

Weinerslide by scottishiliscious February 13, 2019