Wal-Mart Footlong

The act of wrapping your penis in saran wrap and having sex with your partner.

Dude, I forgot to buy condoms at the store today, so when I got home I gave my girlfriend a Wal-Mart Footlong.

Wal-Mart Footlong by ScrufferNutter March 16, 2017

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