Vertically impared Share definition Flag (ADJ) Used to describe a very short person in an ghetto educated manner. Me: Hey Did you see that boy walk past just now. You: Yeaahhh he was vertically impared Vertically impared by Lil QuaQua May 6, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Vertically impared mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch