V-machine 

slang for vibrater; used by girls to have orgasms

The only two ways girls have orgasms are through sex or a V-machine.

V-machine by Miguel Angel July 11, 2005

Man V. Machine 

When you or someone has a difficult encounter with a machine

Person one: “hey, do you hear screaming???”
Person two: “yah, it’s retard day and one of them is challenging the escalator”
Person one: “like Man V. Machine, lol”

Man V. Machine by Lost guy2223 April 20, 2020