Uninternetia 

Any area of land that is devoid of Internet access. These areas are commonly found deep in the Appalachians or in the vast swaths of sparsely populated lands in the West. However, Uninternetia can spread anywhere in the event of a power outage or a Blackberry that took a spin in your toilet bowl.

1. We stayed at my aunt’s house in BFE New Mexico and I was stuck in Uninternetia all week. I totally had 68 notifications on Facebook when I got back.

2. "Mr. Power decides to bail while I'm on MySpace talking to the man of my dreams? EPIC FAIL. Uninternetia blows.

Uninternetia by Imaboygenius June 18, 2009

unintentianal 

Adjective. To sexually penetrate the anus by mistake, or to pretend that this is what occurred when it was, in fact, absolutely deliberate.

That bastard tried to claim it was unintentianal but he's been pestering me about it for weeks!

unintentianal by Umlimo November 10, 2020