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Any area of land that is devoid of Internet access. These areas are commonly found deep in the Appalachians or in the vast swaths of sparsely populated lands in the West. However, Uninternetia can spread anywhere in the event of a power outage or a Blackberry that took a spin in your toilet bowl.
1. We stayed at my aunt’s house in BFE New Mexico and I was stuck in Uninternetia all week. I totally had 68 notifications on Facebook when I got back.

2. "Mr. Power decides to bail while I'm on MySpace talking to the man of my dreams? EPIC FAIL. Uninternetia blows.
by Imaboygenius June 18, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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