Tofu Bacon

Tofu bacon: some dumb fat ugly annoying girl in my school is trying to make this legit or something. she posted a facebook note asking to up it, but fuck that

Tofu Bacon by XFD TOFU BACON SUCKS SHIT October 18, 2008

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Tofu Bacon

Act of shoving a hot piece of bacon into some delicious medium-firm tofu while your genitalia is also in it causing it to firm up and feel extremely good.

Dude yesterday I tried the Tofu Bacon and it felt great but my dinner was even better that night.

Tofu Bacon by Linkdicks October 18, 2008

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Tofu Bacon • tofu • tofu ass • Tofu Ass Nigga • tofu bag • Tofu Bass • Tofu-chan • Tofu cough • Tofu Cracker • Tofu Curtain

Tofu Bacon

An extremely contemporary word for "cool" replacing "what's shakin' bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium.

"What's shakin' tofu bacon?"
"Not much, man, that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!"

Tofu Bacon by The holy pancake batman October 9, 2008

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Tofu Bacon

an extremely contemporary term for "cool" or "super" completely replacing the term "what's shakin bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium

person 1: what's shakin tofu bacon?
person 2: not much; that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!

Tofu Bacon by The holy pancake batman August 23, 2008

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