Titty Salad Share definition Flag when a woman takes advantage of a man and rubs her tits in and all over his face in a rough manner. man: "Dude, we were just watching a movie when outta no where she took off her top and gave me a titty salad." Titty Salad by youcanhavewhateveryoulike January 29, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Titty Salad mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch