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The Shambly Sherm

I made the shambly sherm up
The Shambly Sherm by sroobkiller October 28, 2024

The Sharma Shlurp 

When, at the completion of intercourse, the male party attempts to arise to dispose of semen on his torso, the female counterpart then, without warning, abruptly begins aggressively licking off sed liquid as a means of cleaning up.
White College Basketball Wash-Up: "Oh shit I just came. My bad, I usually last more than just forty-five seconds. I'm normally more of a half-hour sex-haver."
~Proceeds to get up and look for a towel~
Thot: "Stop! Let me give you The Sharma Shlurp!"

The Sharmin 

similar to the bounty, but for guys with smaller tools
She was so wet I couldn't keep it in her, so I grabbed the sharmin.
The Sharmin by njdogg July 12, 2006

Sharmootha the Koora 

When u dont know y u have a pet cockroach and name it bijarnicle dickle fickle sickle
I was petting Sharmootha the Koora

Sermon on the Mount

Matthew chapters 5-7.

Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.
e.g. "Mother Teresa really took the sermon on the mount seriously."

Sermon on the Mount

When a female is riding cowgirl and screaming coherent biblical terms, or terms related to religion, as if she was giving a sermon.
This girl was riding me and just broke out a sermon on the mount.
Sermon on the Mount by paigeville October 22, 2009