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The Predator Missle 

the sexual act of hovering over ones partner shitting on thier stomach and screaming FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE ON THE WAY.

note: this technique is best preformed by suprise
bionca: oh franky i love you! lick my pussy. wait what are you doing?!

franky: FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE ON THE WAY YOU SLUT!

bionca: did you just shit on me?! oh im so turned on

franky: yeah you just got the predator missle you filthy whore!
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The Predator Missle 

The sexual act of climbing to the top of your dresser and jumping into your partner dick and balls a'floppin in hopes of insertion screaming "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND!"

Best performed by surprise, can also be used to enter through the back door
The Predator Missle:

Tina: "oh baby fuck me hard Tommy!"

Tommy: *clamoring up dresser* "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND FOR THOT ERRADICATION!"