The Juke 

Slang term for jQuery.

"I was having trouble finding which radio was selected, so I used The Juke."

The Juke by emacs February 26, 2015

the juke master classic

a move pulled under circumstances where one is faced with a drunk acquaintance that you would never think about hooking up with that comes onto you and you simply dodge their attempt to get with you because they are too drunk, ugly, or smelly for your likings

Guy1: where have you been man?

Guy 2(breathing heavily): I was downstairs getting a beer out of the fridge and the next thing I know Danielle pushes me up against the fridge and goes in for the kiss.

Guy 1: oh shit, what did you do?

Guy 2: I pulled the juke master classic on that bitch; turned my head quickly to the right... karate chopped her arm off the fridge and ran up here quickly

Guy 1: the juke master classic at its best my friend...

the juke master classic by 7th flo crew December 13, 2009

kick the jukebox 

The response you utter to a friend when a song comes on the radio/itunes/ipod/etc. that reminds you of an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend and the painful breakup you suffered through with them.

Lu, kick the jukebox, this song reminds me of my ex.

kick the jukebox by Mary Low July 7, 2008

Stop the Jukebox 

Used when something terrible has happened and you need to gather yourself and sort it out

You've slagged off your boss in an email to one of your mates and just realized that you have sent it to your boss after you hit the 'send' button....

"Stop the Jukebox......I've just dropped a clanger, bollocks"

Stop the Jukebox by funkysi2006 September 19, 2009

The Jukebox Romantics 

A Five Piece punk / ska outfit from South Westchester and Long Island. Formed in 2008, they gained quick notoriety amongst the local scene due to their busy schedule of near constant shows. This dedication and effort did not go unnoticed, after releasing their first full length Self Titled album they were signed by Altercation Records. Being signed to a label opened up even more opportunities for the JBRs, as several music videos, interviews in magazines such as AMP, and shows with big name acts like Madball, Murphy's Law and the Misfits started to follow. Their success continues to accelerate after having several notches on their proverbial belts come in the name of The Vans Warped Tour, The South By Southwest Festival, and The Fest in Gainesville, Florida. With a sophomoric album release expected in early Spring of 2011, The Jukebox Romantics are to put it simply, on their fucking way.

Person 1: Yo brethren, you going to the The Jukebox Romantics show tonight?

Person 2: Hell yeah!

Case in point.

The Jukebox Romantics by ThisFuckingGuy87 October 28, 2010

kick the jukebox 

The response you utter to a friend when a song comes on the radio/itunes/ipod/etc. that reminds you of an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend and the painful breakup you suffered through with them.

"Lu, kick the jukebox, this song reminds me of my ex..."

kick the jukebox by Mary Low July 3, 2008

bullying the jukebox 

To continuously play your favorite songs on a jukebox or stereo in order to prevent others from playing their less desired music.

"Mind if I put on Seal?"
"Only if you can get dave to stop bullying the jukebox."

bullying the jukebox by Skin Twig July 17, 2017