The Expecters 

The car behind you. When driving, someone is usually behind you. If they expect you to get out of the way for them, they are Expecters. They expect to get to the destination with no barriers. Expecters are also BMW driver, ambulences, police, fire briagade and old people. See example below.

The Expecters were behind me yesterday when i was rollin in my benzo - they had tier sirens on as well.

Those damn Expecters crashed into my car!

The Expecters by Telstar5 May 24, 2006

expect the expected

When people waste time planning for the unexpected and unlikely and totally overlook the obvious, usually looking like a dumb-ass as a result.

Geek: "They said 10% chance of rain today so I packed an umbrella, raincoat, and boots, but forgot my sunscreen. It was hot and sunny all day so I ended up with a wicked sunburn."

Gal: "Expect the expected"

expect the expected by slamotte July 9, 2012