The Detroit Dragon

When one individual jams a can of pepper spray so far up another's rectum that the subsequent spray erupts from the victim's mouth, thusly turning the victim into a fire breathing dragon.

Last guy who messed with him got the Detroit dragon. He's been using heavy strength chapstick ever since.

The Detroit Dragon by Cthulip March 27, 2017

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