The Bates 

having a girl sit on your lap shitting between your legs while having sex with you while you are shitting as well.

"dude, the bates i had last night was the worse of my life. long story short, big mess."

The Bates by swervin November 2, 2009

Blake Bates The Big Chi Hoto 

This dude exceeds all levels of gay.

Blake Bates the Big Chi Hoto? That’s Pretty Gay

Blake Bates The Big Chi Hoto by Takashi Is Your Dad January 20, 2019

the bases 

1st base: making out (tongue, grinding, etc.)
2nd base: touching (boobs, fingering, handjob, etc.)
3rd base: oral (eating out, blowjob
home run: sex

Chad: I spent the night with Jenna on Friday
Josh: Oh yeah? How'd it go?
Chad: I only got to 2nd base
Josh: Sorry bro
Chad: How did things go with Harper this weekend?
Josh: We got to a home run
Chad: Lucky! I really gotta cover more of the bases

the bases by boominati.way July 14, 2018

Getting the Baltes 

The act of totally getting screwed over at work in the midst of a hectic day.

Jim: "It is going to be super busy in the store today."
Bob: "Yeah and we have a huge work list to get done."
Jim: "and a ton of customers to take care of, maybe Brad can help us out with the customers while we get the work list done."
Bob: "Dude, Brad went home early said he needed to cut hours today."
Jim: "are you fucking kidding me man? We are totally Getting the Baltes in here today!"

Getting the Baltes by Polish Assassin June 22, 2011

The Bases (reinvented)

1st Base- Kissing, even peck (yes you went to first base with gam gam)
2nd Base- Boobs stuff
3rd Base- Below the belt action
4th Base- The grand Slam
69th Base- ;)

Have you Heard of the Bases (reinvented)?

The Bases (reinvented) by SUNNARD July 5, 2016

The Bases 

First: Making out
Second: Feeling up
Short Stop: hand jobs
THird: oral
Home: Sex

Shay: WE got to third base last night!

Jan: You got oral??

Shay: well... no... but he touched me....
Jan: that's more of a short stop area dork. Learn The bases

The Bases by 4realz4 December 1, 2010

the bases 

first base: making out
second base: boob touch
third base: oral sex
home run: puss pounding

Scotty: dude, i got to second base last night
BLake: Really? wuts the bases?
Scotty: i dont know...wut is anal sex?
Sean: i think special butt love is a foul ball

the bases by scon jaguar December 10, 2008