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The American Pageant 

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Pure evil, in textbook format. Over 1000 pages long it's suppossed to prepare you for the AP, while at the same time crippling you from all the carrying and making you blind. American History.
Student 1: yo bro! Wazzup with the deranged look?
Student 2: you know how it is, I had to spend all of yesterday night with The American Pageant.
Student 1: rofl sounds like you had fun.
Student 2: *shoots*
The American Pageant by Lokizzo September 22, 2005
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the american pageant 

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the cause of having no socail life---the worst book you will ever find.
Person 1: Did you go to the best party ever last night. I don't think there will ever be a party this good again!!!

Person 2: No, I had to spend the entire night reading The American Pageant for my 3 chapter test tomorrow!
the american pageant by Elana F September 24, 2006
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