Testicle Tuesday 

A very famous and widespread holiday that occurs on the first Tuesday of every month. Created in 1469 by Emperor Paltitties of the Roman empire.

Hey jimmy m9 its testicle tuesday, i brought the vodka!

Testicle Tuesday by Dank_Shrekmaster69 October 28, 2016

Testicle Tuesday 

A Phrase actor Jim Carrey used in his hit movie : Pet Detective

"HOLY TESTICLE TUESDAY"

Testicle Tuesday by MayoJohnson_- December 15, 2022

Holy Testicle Tuesday 

An expression used to describe your emotions after an extremely catastrophic event. It basically describes a tuesday obviously that ones testicles become holy. No one knows the origin, or the actual date the testicles become holy, but, we do know for sure that it's a tuesday. And thats just crazy.

me: John I just finished the rest of the beer.
John: Holy testicle tuesday.
me: No it's Saturday.

Holy Testicle Tuesday by Nitsuj0207 June 21, 2010

Holy Testicle Tuesday 

Epithet/curse, originally said in Mandarin Chinese, as part of a Firefly episode. Basically, an expression of admiration or horror, depending on context . In Chinese 神聖的睾丸, roughly said "Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN"

Upon walking into a room full of vintage arts and crafts:

Steve: Are these all yours?
Joan: Yep. Collection started with my grandmother, we just kept adding to it
Steve: Holy Testicle Tuesday!
Joan: Thanks!

Holy Testicle Tuesday by Selric February 24, 2015