Teflonic 

The act or ability to never let any failure stick to you but attempt to take credit for all successes, by never making a decision on your own and thus never being the target of failure bottlenecks. Though it will not stop you if things go right, all success will be cohersed to stick with your name as its leader.

Teflonics will hold position of powers but when forced to use that power they will vocalize that there is nothing they can do .

Hans is so teflonic that if gravity didnt hold his fat cancerpuffing ass down, he would slide right to the sun and take credit for its warmth glow.

Teflonic by Don_Cheadles_Agent September 15, 2004

teflonista 

a person who is never accountable but manages to hold others accountable for fallout from his or her activities.

a teflonic person who makes cooworkers and subordinates shoulder the blame for his or her mistakes

The marketing director is a total teflonista. When his marketing plan tanked, some employee in Cleveland who had had never seen the plan got the blame and got canned.

teflonista by Dennis Phinney February 7, 2006