TTOO 

A syndrome where a female becomes extremly obsessed with members of a JR. B or A hockey team.

Holy fuck,
she just doesn't give up!
What a TTOO

TTOO by Cindy Wang January 7, 2008

Shar-ttoo 

Shar-ttoo: A semi-permanent Tattoo (usually drawn on by the wearer) with A Sharpie.

Antonym: "Reverse Shar-ttoo" When, unaware, the wearer has drawn the Sharttoo refection style because they used a mirror.

Factoid: You can usually tell right (write?) away whether the wearer a righty or a lefty because of what side of the body the Shar-ttoo is on.

Nice fuckin' Shar-ttoo dude!

I guess that Shar-ttoo read right in the mirror huh?

Good thing you didn't turn that Shar-ttoo into a Tatt.

I'm gonna Shar-ttoo your name on me, that way we can keep it casual...

Did you just take a shower? Your Shar-ttoo is all smudged.

Shar-ttoo by saphin May 23, 2010

ii ddoonntt wwaanntt ttoo 

i don wanna so like boi ust do it JUST DO IT..... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm eat burgers num num nummmm so tasty

ii ddoonntt wwaanntt ttoo ggoo ttoo tthhee ppaarrkk!!

ii ddoonntt wwaanntt ttoo by hijeffery December 6, 2017

jail-ttoo's 

the tattoo's some people choose to aquire while incarcerated

jail-ttoo's are an often good giveaway of convicts.

jail-ttoo's by Jack Bauer's Power Hour October 12, 2007

That ain't too far off

This statement is designed to replace "That's what's up." It means, basically, "That's cool." or "Wow, impressive!"

Waiter: Here's a free bowl of ice cream to make up for the stale french fries.

Customer: That ain't too far off.

That ain't too far off by dick vendor September 26, 2008

ttoong 

chubs (as used in weightlifting fairy kim bok joo)

ya, ttoong!

ttoong by pompipi April 24, 2021